Here’s my speculative take, for what it’s worth. This isn’t a catfight. Sure, Susie Wiles schoolmarmed Trump’s political comeback. But no amount of political strategery can compete with naked seduction.
Because the only aides Trump values more than those who stroke his ego are those who stroke his manhood. And, when it comes to the latter, Laura Loomer has no peers. She’s competing with Stormy.
Her grip on Trump defies logic. But Trump’s never been powered by logic — only ego and libido. Susie deals in hard numbers. Laura deals in hard-ons. The former is essential for governing. The latter is essential for living.
That’s why Susie doesn’t stand a chance. A courtesan like Loomer is Kryptonite to a gullible, wannabe playboy strongman like Trump. And Melania? Please. She’s been checked out since 2017. As long as the checks clear, she doesn’t give a damn who’s stroking him — in any way.
Everyone in Washington knows Susie once said her top job as chief of staff is keeping kooks like Laura, Rudy Giuliani, and the Pillow Guy out of the White House. But just yesterday, Laura flaunted her influence by sauntering into the Oval Office and getting Trump to fire the top brass at the NSA — the nation’s top spy and cyber agency.
All Susie could do was throw side eye while sitting there, helpless. And really, besides sharing his bed, what else explains how Laura keeps getting inside this man’s head?