Kim Kardashian West met with President Donald Trump and other officials, including senior adviser Jared Kushner, at the White House on Wednesday to discuss prison reform.
‘It is our hope that the President will grant clemency to Ms. Alice Marie Johnson who is serving a life sentence for a first-time, non-violent drug offense,’ Kardashian West said in a statement Wednesday night.
(CNN, May 31, 2018)
But it’s self-evident that both Kims have assets Trump can’t handle … given his tiny hands.
Apropos of which, did you see the size of that letter Kim had his vice chairman deliver to Trump yesterday?
The look on his face suggested that Trump could not have been prouder. Not least because he could finally say to Obama mine is bigger than yours and actually be telling the truth.
Never mind that world leaders respected Obama too much to think they could stroke his ego with this kind of idle flattery.
But it worked. Because, after receiving that letter, Trump withdrew all of the preconditions he insisted Kim had to meet. Most notably, he said Kim had to make clear his intent to rid of all long-range ballistic missiles and nuclear weapons. Their summit was supposed to merely codify that intent. But nothing betrayed Kim’s real intent quite like this:
Billing it as an exercise in transparency, North Korean officials invited international journalists to witness the detonation of their underground nuclear test tunnels at Punggye-ri — but intelligence has increasingly shown that the public spectacle may have amounted to little more than a show, according to US intelligence and international arms control officials.
(CNN, June 1, 2018)
Yet Trump is now giddily telling the world that he’s traveling all the way to Singapore just to get to know Kim a little better. #CatfishSucker
In fact, he couldn’t wait to gush to reporters about his big, beautiful letter. This, despite unwittingly admitting moments later that he had yet to actually read it. Of course, for this priapically challenged knobhead, the size’s the thing.
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