‘South Park’ Lampoons Harry and Meghan
Harry and Meghan are going through a rough patch. South Park just made them an international laughing stock. It lampoons their royal hypocrisy in its current episode.
Even worse, though, it predicts the end of their fairy-tale marriage. And South Park’s predictions have an uncanny way of coming true.
But Charles just served them an eviction notice. Reports are that he has told them to get out of Frogmore before his Coronation in early May. Frogmore of course is their Charles-funded cottage in Windsor.
And who can blame Charles? After all, Harry and Meghan have been pissing all over the British monarchy. Even worse, though, they’ve been betraying the trust of all members of the royal family. And they’ve been doing so for millions. So evicting them is a no-brainer.
But reports are that he has told Andrew to get out of his mansion too. Charles is offering him the Frogmore hand-me-down. Except that this “spare” would sooner live off the grace and favor of royals in Dubai than accept it.
But, if this is true, Charles is just inviting more pissing and betraying. Because Andrew might feel he has no choice but to publish his own tell-all. Charles thinks Harry’s Spare is damaging. But Andrew’s would be doubly so…
Harry and Meghan are laughing too
Meanwhile, Harry is laughing all the way to the bank. Because he’s embracing the brazen hypocrisy South Park lampoons. After all, he and Meghan made much ado about coming to America for privacy. Yet Meghan has them keeping up with the Kardashians for publicity, and money.
Harry even taped one of his “famous” therapy sessions and marketed it as a £17.99 pay-per-view event. And he got millions of suckers to buy it. Ka-Ching! Hell, this gimmick would’ve made even P.T. Barnum green with envy.
Harry insinuates Charles is not his father
Mind you, he’s trying to justify his betrayal by saying he “always felt different to my family.”
Except that this smacks of passive-aggressive payback. After all, he’s decrying the way Charles evicted him. Then he’s insinuating that no real father would treat his son the way Charles is treating him.
In doing so, Harry knows he’s fueling long-standing speculation about his parentage. Because many think his mother’s lover James Hewitt, not Charles, is his biological father. So…