Most Americans were shocked to learn last Tuesday that former stripper, Playboy Playmate and freak-show star Anna Nicole Smith was doing business in Washington that was not only legal but might actually establish national legal precedent. Indeed, Anna made quite a show at the US Supreme Court where all eight male Justices sat erect as her lawyers agued why the few months of connubial bliss she gave her 89-year old husband (when she was just 26) entitled her to almost half of his billion dollar estate. And, these Justices all seemed favourably disposed to Anna’s solicitations….
Meanwhile, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the only woman on the Court, was so turned-off by the proceedings that she properly fell asleep on the bench.
NOTE: For the record, it was the prosaic hearing on political redistricting in Texas the following day that induced Ginsburg’s slumber; not Anna’s titillating multi-million dollar claim.
Anna Nicole Smith, US Supreme Court
James says
hysterical! i’m sure there’s a serious angle to this but i agree with your whimsical take on it.