Last week, New Yorkers were treated to sensational details about a contentious love triangle that make the titillation manufactured by TV soap operas seem relatively tame. The stars of this reality melodrama were the rector of the largest Catholic Church in America, St. Patrick’s Cathedral, his married secretary and her cuckolded husband.
Click here to read about the sex, lies and videotape that entertained New York, ended a marriage and compelled the rector, Monsignor Eugene Clark, to resign.
Perhaps hypocrisy is more tenable to the Pope than fallibility. Nevertheless, in the spirit of “the emperor wears no clothes”, a critical mass of Catholics is calling on the Pontiff to decree, at long last, that celibacy is a fallacy. After all, this self-abnegation is the most perverse form of sexual deviancy – complete with its illusory moral rectitude. Moreover, it frustrates human nature and makes liars and hypocrites of too many well-intentioned men of God!
Note: Does anyone know what Catholic dogma says about Onanism (and not the part about bonking thy brother’s wife)? And, is anyone aware of documented disclosures about just how intimate the fellowship amongst nuns becomes – especially when the Lord commands cute little nubile things to “Get thee to a nunnery”?
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Anonymous says
blasphemous but hilarious!