Regular readers of this weblog are already familiar with my iPINIONS on the rape trial of Jacob Zuma. But in this previous article, I had to rely on his victim’s word for the not only criminal but also monumentally stupid supposition that this smart man raped a woman he knew was HIV-positive and did not even bother to wear a condom. Now, however, I have confirmation of this horrific supposition direct from the donkey’s mouth. Because, according to the BBC, here’s how Zuma rationalized his behavior yesterday during cross-examination:
Mr Zuma said in court on Wednesday he had left his bedroom after having sex with the woman and taken a shower because this would minimise the risk of contracting the disease [HIV].
NOTE: South Africa has the highest incidence of HIV infections in the entire world. Is there any wonder why….
Now meet “BJ” Doyle of America’s Homeland Security. Alas, it turns out that he also moonlighted as a “Chester the molester” of the Internet. (He actually looks the part, doesn’t he?)
This jackass allegedly trolled the Internet preying on underage girls. His modus operandi (MO) was to ingratiate himself with his targets through AOL instant messages. Then he would groom them by sharing suggestive pornographic images to see how willing they were to act out those images with him. Then, with these stimulating images firmly on their brains, he would prime them for the kill by instructing them to fantasize about him doing those things to them…and masturbate. (And clearly, once he ensnares them to this point, consummating his conquest in person becomes merely a matter of logistics.)
But, thank God, this target he thought was a 14-year-old girl was, in fact, an undercover detective. And, BJ was arrested in spectacular fashion on Tuesday as he was in the throes of ecstasy – instructing his would-be prey on how to manipulate a webcam to enhance the intimacy of their burgeoning friendship.
I feel constrained to note, however, that talk about this case posing potential risks to homeland security is overblown. BJ was a deputy press secretary who shared his I.D. and phone contact for predatory purposes. But this information is hardly classified. On the other hand, if this person he thought was a 14-year-old girl began plying him for sensitive information about national security, or worse, if he were volunteering such information, then that would be another more serious matter entirely.
As it stands, BJ is nothing more than a plain-vanilla sexual predator – like the thousands whose illegal exploits Justin Berry, now 19, gave first-hand account about, in chilling detail, during his congressional testimony in Washington on Tuesday, ironically, just as detectives were planning to arrest BJ at his home only miles away. And, it’s for being a stupid pervert, not a national security risk, that he should be thrown in the pokey, where I’m sure he would soon experience what adult predatory behavior is all about….
NOTE: Please, BJ, take it like a man and spare us the lame “depression made me do it” excuse!
Jacob Zuma, Brian J Doyle, rape, sexual internet predator
Anonymous says
So much for the validity of background checks for government officials charged with our national security.
In an effort to keep this gender balanced, please make note of the teacher in Delaware who was charged this week with statutory rape on one of her 13 year old students.
Thank God for good news Friday tomorrow!
Rage…..
Anonymous says
I agree he does look like a chester the molester. Did you see this jerk trying to hide his face when he was arrested when his face was already plastered all over TV?
Karen (London) says
You are hi-larious, ALH! How do you manage to make us laugh about these 2 (alleged) perpetrators of unquestionably heinous abuse? But it’s still scary to think about what’s, or rather who’s, out there….And BTW, has Zuma been tested for HIV? If he’s that ignorant and arrogant, probably not.
Rebecca says
LOL!!!
I have to laugh Anthony because like “Rage” I was really upset about the security ramifications. Now after reading your article and recalling what the sherrif said, the idea that this guy jeopardized national security looks pretty hyseterical. You’re right, he’s just a “plain-vanilla sexual predator”. I like that description. But that Zuma guy. What a stupid slimeball…
Jennifer says
Hey Anthony,
I think some members of the Congressional Black Caucus must have read your blog yesterday becasue CNN just reported that they met last night and forced McKinney to apologize. Too little too late you think?
As for these two creeps, I agree with Karen. I also think it’s remarkable how you can inject humor into really serious commentaries without it being inappropriate. I really enjoy this blog. BTW: How come you don’t have any ads? I would think the quality of your writing would attract many big time advertisers.
Anonymous says
sex makes smart women do stupid things, but women are lucky, they can claim rape to absolve themselves from any responsibility for wanting to have sex with multiple men.
william says
hey Anthony just a questionable
(i had sex one week ago with this woman and so we immediately start bouncing out everywhere.. but though we didn’t use condom)…(shes 20) and so i ask her first, are you clean? she said yes I’m (why you ask?) anyways we’ve done it and so after she started bleeding… ): i got so scared cause i thought she had her period but so she started tellin me she had sex 2 months ago with somebody and got pregnant but had an abortion… since than she was bleedin… and so back to my stuff. after we had sex.. i washed it immediately… but with care.. and so i came back home and started chekin myself to see if i had anything one.. or for any decease ):!!! well now today(9-27-09) i check myself and i have RED Sploshes all over my down penis.. around it and so like around my (thise) however you spell it.. you know what im saying.. and so now am super scared cause i havent gone to the doctor… can you please help at least in something.. is that am scared if i may die.. oh yea… these spots dont hurt or anything causes.. their small dots ): well you can contact me to my email ([email protected])