Hollywood Exposed – Take Two: Michael Douglas’ Cosmetic Surgery

It’s always pathetic to see old, wealthy and powerful men hobbling around with their Lolita wives thinking of themselves as the masters of the universe. But, at least most of them have the self-confidence and good sense to require their gold-digging trophy wives to take them as come.

Now entering stage left, however, is the narcissistic, baby boomer, metro-sexual man perverting this settled – take it or leave it – paradigm that all of these mostly grumpy, pot-bellied and shriveled-up old men have enjoyed since the beginning of time:

Remarkably, Michael Douglas personifies this new man who is so insecure with his child bride that he goes under the knife (time and time again) hoping to become the Picture of Dorian Gray to ensure she finds him attractive despite his dotage.

Michael Douglas: Bleeding to please his pretty young wife…

Imagine the delightful spectacle of these rich old guys sneaking into the offices of their plastic surgeons only to run into the longsuffering wives they just traded-in; both of them desperate to cut themselves into shape to please idle-minded young people…