I hesitate to comment on people’s physical appearance, even when celebrities invite it. But teachable moments are in vogue these days. And I’m an ACE-certified fitness trainer. So, I have standing to comment on Madonna’s new physique. Madonna’s veiny body Madonna (50) is so vain, she thinks her veiny body is hot. But it’s not. Indeed, she should… Read more.
Arts and entertainment
Skinny Model Fired. Hallelujah!
I mark the annual Spring and Fall fashion shows in New York City by ranting biannually against skinny models. I refer you in this regard to “Skinny Models (Still) Reign at New York’s Fashion Week” on February 6, 2007. I published my first rant (in a different forum) over a decade ago. Regrettably, there has been far too little… Read more.
Angelina Jolie in Blackface to Play Mariane Pearl
In a controversial move, Angelina Jolie has donned blackface for her newest role. She is playing Mariane Pearl, the widow of Daniel Pearl. Daniel Pearl was the Wall Street Journal reporter whom Muslim extremists kidnapped and subsequently killed, releasing footage of his beheading online. Angelina Jolie in blackface Of course, Jolie is becoming almost as famous for her charitable… Read more.
George Michael Caught ‘Cruising’
Tabloid outs Michael The News of the World outed George Michael on Sunday. The story? Its paparazzi caught him cruising for “Fastlove” in a London park. No doubt this story embarrassed his family and fans alike. But it could not have surprised any of them. What grown men do behind closed doors? I couldn’t care less. But treating public places like gay… Read more.
Oprah protests ‘I’m not gay! (Too Much, Me Thinks)
On Monday, Oprah released excerpts from an interview she and her “best friend” Gayle King did for the August issue of her own O, The Oprah Magazine, for which Gayle is editor-at-large. In it they deny they’re gay – though insist, of course, that “there’s nothing wrong with being gay.” Oprah begins: I understand why… Read more.
Kevin Costner Exposed as a Sexual Pervert
The entertainment industry has been buzzing with speculation for 18 months. But nobody thought Kevin Costner would be exposed as the sexual pervert accused of: performing a sex act while having a massage at a prestigious hotel in Scotland. He discarded his towel and began spanking the monkey (jerking-off, whacking-off, choking the chicken, oh alright… Read more.
Whitney Houston: Crack Is Whack
I, Whitney! Whack on crack? Whitney Houston is losing her battle with drugs. A year ago, almost to this day, I published a despairing post to this effect. She manifested the tell-tale ravages of drug abuse on her face and in her voice. I lamented her cracked-out look. I also derided her fatuous denials about using drugs. Of course, there… Read more.
Terry McMillan Airs Dirty Laundry on Oprah
Celebrated author Terry McMillan (53) is making a public spectacle of the breakdown of her marriage. It began when she filed divorce papers that read like a script for the follow-up to her bestselling novel How Stella Got Her Groove Back. It turns out Jonathan Plummer (30), the Jamaican boy toy who helped her “get her groove back,” is gay. He… Read more.
Kate Moss is a Junkie. Duh!
Kate Moss is a Junkie Skeletal model Kate Moss is a cocaine-snorting, junkie-loving, child-neglecting, lesbian-shtupping dilettante. Yet last week, the world was “shocked, shocked” to learn she gives new meaning to Diet Coke. Sponsor H&M reacted by dropping Moss. Supposedly, it can’t have a model with her moral turpitude modeling its debauched clothing line. Other sponsors are bound… Read more.
Tom Cruise Preaches Scientology to Damn Brooke Shields
Hollywood thinks Tom Cruise has lost his mind. Most point to his giddy protestations of love for barely legal Katie Holmes. But it’s his fanatical preaching on the virtues of Scientology. That is what makes him seem unhinged. Tom Cruise preaches Scientology Cruise is promoting his new movie, War of the Worlds. But he’s hijacking every… Read more.