Alas, more bad news for a few of my colleagues and their fellow smokers who stand in formation and puff gauntlets of toxic fumes in the front of office buildings all over America. Because, now that the U.S. Surgeon General has declared second-hand smoke an “alarming public health hazard”, one can be sure swift measures will be taken to quarantine such smokers.
Of course, given how statutorily-accommodating smokers have become, I’m sure they will have no problem being treated like Hazmat waste. After all, I know smokers. Smokers are friends of mine. And, though suicidal, they are no murderers….
NOTE: Non-smokers can now exhale because this declaration will finally render obsolete the oxymoronic feature of “Smoking Section” in bars and restaurants.
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