‘How come that dude gets all of these, like, hot women?’ the senator asked. ‘Pete Davidson was dating Kate Beckinsale — I mean, you’re talking Underworld. You’re talking, like, super hot vampire in black leather trench coat, and you’re like, ‘Really? The SNL dude? Like, wow.’’
(Rolling Stone May 21, 2022)
And now he’s dating Kanye’s Kim Kardashian…? WTF! Right?
Of course, this is hardly surprising. Because Cruz’s manhood now depends on convincing the world that he is Trumpier than Trump himself. Which is why he was willing even to go before the Supreme Court and argue that Trump won the 2020 presidential election without a shred of evidence to support his claim.
Because, like that “Big Lie,” he believes the more he behaves like Trump, the less you’ll remember how he was not man enough to defend his own wife when Trump humiliated her so infamously.
In other words, this riff on Davidson is just Cruz seizing the latest opportunity to perform his pathetic version of reverse cuckoldry – i.e., trying desperately to appear … manly. But I probably said all anyone needs to say about this cuckold in “For Sen. Ted Cruz, There Must Be Pride in Having None…,” January 8, 2022.
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