Gun laws in TCI: tourists, beware The Turks and Caicos Islands (TCI) police arrested another American tourist on Monday for illegal possession of ammunition. No gun was involved. That marked their fifth arrest for the same ammo crime this year. ‘They have all maintained that they did not intend to bring ammunition into Turks and Caicos,’… Read more.
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MAGA Chiefs Kicker Harrison Butker’s ‘Handmaiden’ Commencement Address
Make women barefoot and pregnant again The kicker on a football team is like the coxswain on a rowing team — they play a key role. But if you ranked 25 NFL positions by importance, the kicker would be no higher than 22. In other words, they’re among the most expendable players. Indeed, teams famously show little patience if a kicker lets… Read more.
In Trump’s GOP, Men Have No Shame and Even Less Pride
Trump’s GOP A picture is worth a thousand words, and no picture affirms that adage more than the one featured below. It shows the cowards’ gallery of Trump’s VP wannabes heeding his summons. He wanted them to prove their loyalty by showing up at the courtroom where he’s on trial for paying hush money to a porn star. Any self-respecting… Read more.
Biden’s Feckless Threat to Stop Supplying Weapons to Israel
Biden’s feckless threat President Biden threatened to stop supplying offensive weapons to Israel if it invades Rafah. Over a million Palestinians fled there after Israel invaded northern Gaza. Both Republicans and Democrats are making much ado about this threat: Republicans are accusing Biden of betraying Israel. They’re virtue signaling by drafting legislation in a vain attempt to force… Read more.
Cohen vs. Trump: Michael Cohen Is Too Zealous to Testify
Cohen for the prosecution Michael Cohen is a meathead. He’s so blinded by revenge that he broke his own vow of silence on Trump in less than 48 hours. Worse still, like Trump, Cohen is such a reckless narcissist, he couldn’t care less he’s undermining the prosecutor’s case. So, I fully expect him to lose his cool on the stand this week and blow… Read more.
This Is My Twenty-Fifth Motherless Mother’s Day
Happy Mother’s Day is a national contrivance US President Woodrow Wilson designated the second Sunday in May as Mother’s Day. But one wonders why he was the first to honor mothers in this way in May 1914. Why didn’t any of his predecessors make this proclamation to honor mothers? Perhaps Wilson was merely the first president shameless enough to exploit… Read more.
Stormy Spanks Trump’s Lawyer in Court After Spanking Him in Bed
Stormy spanks Trump’s lawyer This week, porn star Stormy Daniels performed quite a snow job in court. She was the star witness for the prosecution at Trump’s hush money/election interference trial in New York. I’ll skip the salacious details. Just know that Daniels testified about their infamous hotel room tryst, which included her spanking Trump. The point is that, on… Read more.
Trump Delays Out of Consciousness of Guilt; Judge Cannon Delays Out of Fear
Judge Cannon delays Trump’s trial indefinitely Judge Aileen Cannon is presiding over Donald Trump’s criminal trial on charges that he hoarded classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida. It’s an open secret that Trump’s defense amounts to nothing more than delay, delay, delay. That’s because he presumes he’ll get reelected in November and could order his attorney general to dismiss this case. Judge Cannon… Read more.
LeBron James, the So-Called GOAT, Looking More Like a Chicken
LeBron forfeited the GOAT title There’s an ongoing debate about whether Michael Jordan or LeBron James is the NBA GOAT. I picked Michael years ago. There’s no denying LeBron’s talents. And they certainly make him worthy of contention. However, he forfeited all claims to this title in 2010 when he abandoned Cleveland and took his talents to Miami to chase his first… Read more.
Trump: I’m the Best Defense Lawyer Any Court Has Ever Seen
Trump, for the defense Donald Trump is on trial for paying porn star Stormy Daniels hush money to keep their booty call under wraps before the 2016 presidential election. So, understandably, Trump thinks he knows more about the facts of this case than anyone else. The issue is that he behaves in Court as if he knows more about… Read more.