The arrest of female teachers is becoming a trend. That’s because those teachers are offering sex to students as after-school tutoring. And no student in their right mind can refuse. Besides, it’s better to have teachers f*cking students than students fighting teachers. Teacher Sandra Beth Geisel having sex with her students English teacher Sandra Beth Geisel joined this rouges’… Read more.
Archives for 2005
Update: Palmeiro Now Faces Congressional Perjury Probe…
Just as President Bill Clinton infamously immortalized his denial of having sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky, so too will baseball player Rafael Palmeiro go down in infamy for his sanctimonious finger-wagging denial of ever taking those drugs, steriods: Liar, liar tights on fire! The U.S. Congress announced yesterday that it intends to investigate… Read more.
Hugo Chávez Replaces Fidel Castro as America’s Foreign Enemy #1 in the Americas…
For almost a half century, Fidel Castro has bedeviled 10 successive American Presidents with his defiantly socialist rhetoric and dictatorial control over Cuba. In fact, despite coup attempts (Bay of Pigs), CIA assassination plots (exploding cigars) and economic sabotage (the ongoing embargo), American leaders have been unable to humble Castro or undermine his rule. Indeed,… Read more.
The Worst Plane Disaster in Canadian History…That Never Happened!
An associate popped into my office yesterday afternoon at around 4:20 to alert me to the spectacular images of a commercial jumbo jet engulfed in flames on the TV in one of our conference rooms. I immediately joined others who were watching with macabre anticipation for accounts of the dead. We soon learned that it… Read more.
Update: Bush Appoints Bolton to the UN over Congressional Objections!
The presidency of George W. Bush remains beset by fair questions of legitimacy and legality. And, most prominent amongst them are questions about the legitimacy of his own election in 2000 and the legality of the Iraq war (including the no bid contracts granted to Halliburton to provide logistical support for the war). It is… Read more.
Update: Canseco Vindicated As Drug-Free Baseball Star He Implicated Tests Positive for Steroids…
Baltimore Oriole Rafael Palmeiro (C) appearing with former Oakland Athletic and St. Louis Cardinal Mark McGwire (L) and Boston Red Sox Curt Schilling on 17 March before a Congressional committee examining the use of steroids in baseball. Palmeiro vehemently denied – as “vicious, malicious and absolutely false” – the allegation his former teammate Jose Canseco… Read more.
For Some, Doing Business in China Means Leaving your Conscience at the Border!
Some companies doing business in China have committed what Pope Benedict XVI condemns as the sin of moral relativism. Their sin proceeds from the conscious decision to make money off a political economy that thrives on human rights abuses – of every kind imaginable. And, the moral relativism stems from the fact that many of… Read more.
President George Bush: The Most Fit President in History!
President Bush showing that when it comes to his physical fitness initiative he’s prepared to lead by example: Shape-up America! According to the Associated Press, the facts and figures about President Bush’s health, from a physical examination performed on Saturday at the National Naval Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland are as follows: Bush, 59, was… Read more.
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Judgment Days: IRAQ = T-Minus "Who Knows"; NASA = T-Minus 8…
There seems no end to America’s entanglement in Iraq and no one has a clue about how this “democratic experiment” will turn out. On the other hand, NASA astronauts are busy today performing spacewalks to repair damaged thermal tiles on Shuttle Discovery so that when it returns to earth in 8 days it does not… Read more.